Wow. It's amazing what can happen to a small electronic device that is exposed to the ferocities of laundry detergent and the dryer. I'm talking about *prepare yourselves for a stupid moment* my ipod. I left my ipod in the pocket of a pair of khaki shorts that not only went through the washer, but through the dryer. The person who did the laundry that time looked at me after I ran up morning my ipod and told me that they have never and will never check the pockets of the clothing about to meet its soapy doom. I freaked out and almost had a breakdown, not that drinking four small cups and one huge cup of chai black spice tea helped. And I drank that during the evening- so I didn't get a blink of sleep because I was in a caffeinated psychotic un-sleep mode of doom. And then in the morning I drank a cup of coffee. Mmmmmmmm..... caffine.....

Any who, my ipod went through an odyssey of mass proportions. It still works. Despite all logic and meaning, the device still works. Even the ear phones still work. It's not right. Maybe it's been possessed or something. Humorous as it sounds, I might wake up one day and be killed by it. It will say on my headstone:
Here lies that stupid tyrannical bitch who ruined each and every one of our lives. How lucky we are that she died before kicking the other three horse-men's asses into gear. Thank God.


or maybe

Being Dead Sucks.



Seriously, it could happen. Oh! And I've just killed your brains with the lamest and stupidest story ever. I mock you all. Bwahaha! Bwahaha! Bwahahahaha! (Mandark/Susan laugh)

And that's a wrap folks.